Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A yardvark!

What do you call an road construction aardvark? A tarredvark!

What do you call an aardvark astronaut? A starredvark!

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf? A paredvark!

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark? Is that your final ant, sir!

What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!

Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle? The Lone Aardvark!

Who is the Lone Aardvark's faithful Indian companion? Tanto

Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that. 2nd aardvark: You would, if your tail was on fire.

I've got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I don't really know. I've heard it growling, it doesn't sound very friendly. Does it bite? That's what I want to find out.

What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark.

A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady answered. "How much are your aardvarks?" he asked. "They're L6 each," came the reply. "Did you raise them yourself?" inquired the man. "Oh yes," she said, "Yesterday they were only L5 each."

How do you define an aardvark? Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!

Which aardvark holds the speed record? The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? It's the VCRdvard