What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?

Do steam rollers really roll steam?

Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

Do vampires get AIDS?

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Does killing time damage eternity?

How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

How long will a floating point operation float?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes - why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?