Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.

How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.

Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.

Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.

The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.

They're not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they're long enough already.

What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.

What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.

Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.

What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.

What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long.

Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.

Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh, it's all right. I know what's inside.