What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !

What's yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection.

Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

What would you call two banana skins ? A pair of slippers.

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? "You have a lot of appeal."

What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

What would you call two bananas? A pair of slippers.

What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana.

If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ? Slippers !

What is a ghost favorite fruit ? Boonanaa !

Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?

Knock Knock Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ? Banana split so ice creamed !

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.