What's the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who's just got out of the bath? One is rude and nosey. The other is nude and rosey!

Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ? Stan: Blindfold them !

May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ? Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !

Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night ! Ed: You were? What did you do ? Ned: I took a bath !

A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. 'Can you give me a room and bath?' he asked the clerk. 'I can give you a room,' the clerk said. 'But you'll have to take the bath by yourself!'

What kind of bath can you take without water? A sun bath.

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty? The bathtub.

Where does a vampire take a bath? In the bat-room (bathroom).

What criminal doesn't take baths? A dirty crook.

Why did the robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.

What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ? The scum of the earth !

What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle !

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !

Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath? You can't get the shower curtain closed.

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !