When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.

"Were any famous men born on your birthday?" "No, only little babies."

For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater. So they gave him a sumo wrestler!

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!

Cat: "What did you get him for his birthday?" Dog: "Pant . . . pant!" Cat: "Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!"

What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!birt

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? He's trying to age disgracefully!

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party? He heard they were having upside-down cake!

What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!

The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. 'Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am,' he said politely, ' but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread!' 'That's right.' 'Every day you wallop him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were hitting him with a chocolate cake....?' 'Well, today is his birthday!'

Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldn't figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he could type 'Happy Birthday'

Did you hear about the time Eddy's sister tried to make a birthday cake ? The candles melted in the oven.

Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mum: No, dear, what ? Helen: A nice teapot. Mum: But I've got a nice teapot. Helen: No you haven't. I've just dropped it.