Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis? A: She's still looking for a lake with a slope.

Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.

Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips.

Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.