I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts.... she gave me change!

Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!

Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!

Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?

Why don't you see blonde pharmacists? They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!

What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes? A mental block!

What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel!

I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!

Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know. Neither did she!

Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back? She crawled across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade!

Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours? Write please turn over on both sides of the paper!

Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? A: The joystick is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles.