Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they're boygers, not girlgers!

Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!

Can you name two burgers who are royalty? Sir Loin and Burger King!

Do hamburgers make good vampires? No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!

Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania? Very rare-ly.

How are UFO's related to hamburgers? Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed? They're the one's wearing the left-handed 'meats'!

How did the jury find the hamburger? Grill-ty as charred!

How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat.

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers? Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country? With burger alarms!

How do we know burgers love young people? They're pro-teen!

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's? They 'loin' fast!

How do we know that hamburgers love classic music? They're often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!

How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball!

How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!

How do you make a hamburger green? Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently!

How does a burger acquire good taste? With a little seasoning!

How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball? He throws four meatballs!