A rabbit's favourite Christmas song? 'Lettuce with a gladsome mind'

Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws !

Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents? Elephanta Claus !

What game do reindeer play in their stalls? Stable-tennis!

Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ? Because he didn't want to be recognised !

What reindeer can jump higher than a house? They all can! Houses can't jump!

'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!' 'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said. 'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!'

'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!' 'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said. 'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!'

Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door. Yours, Sherlock Holmes Watson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes? Lemon-entry my dear watson.

Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!. Father Christmas: Can't do that one. He hasn't said what size his crocodile takes!

What's Christmas called in England ? Yule Britannia !

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song? Jungle bells.

How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ? Santa Jaws !

One time Father Christmas lost his underpants. That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless!

What does Father Christmas call his money ? Iced lolly ?

I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory.'Have you passed?' I asked. Father Christmas pointly proudly to the front of the sleigh. 'See for yourself!' he called proudly. 'No-el plates!'

A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears! They were mountain-ears!

Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow! I'm on my way, Father Christmas. Father Christmas: But you only have one welly on! That's all right! There's only one foot of snow!

I've had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas! Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition! That's all right....now it's a mint with a hole!