Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party? A. A One Liner!

Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster? A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Q. What do you call a one legged linedancer? A. Eileen (I Lean)

Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast? A. Ihop

Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row." Doctor: "Hold it, Andy. That doesn't sound so terrible." Andy: Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl from the end."

What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Fang Tango.

Q. Where can you dance in California? A. San Fran-disco

Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor? A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type here."

How do they dance in Arabia? Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).

What animals are poor dancers? Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.

What dance did the Pilgrims do? The Plymouth Rock.

What dance do hippies hate? A square dance.

What dance do you do when summer is over? Tango (tan go).

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck? One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

What kind of dance do buns do? Abundance.

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam? Because the top said, "Twist to open."

What did the overweight ballet dancer perform ? The dance of the sugar plump fairy !

What sort of dance do fish do at parties ? The conga !

What do you call someone who dances on cars ? A morris dancer !