A dentist, after completing work on a patient,
came to him begging.
Dentist: Could you help me? Could you
give out a few of your loudest,
Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn't all that bad this time.
are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I
to miss the four o'clock ball game.
A patient came to
his dentist with problems
with his teeth.
Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I
Dentist: Wear a brown tie!
Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth,
but don't worry it will take just five minutes.
Patient: And how
much will it cost?
Dentist: It's $90.00.
Patient: $90.00 for just
a few minutes work???
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you
"I came in to
make an appointment with the
dentist." said the man to the receptionist.
"I'm sorry sir."
she replied. "He's out right now, but..."
interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient.
"When will he be out
A husband and wife entered the
office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want
or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as
quickly as possible."
"You're a brave man," said the dentist.
"Now, show me which tooth
The husband turns to his
wife and says, "Open your mouth and show the
dentist which tooth it
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help
Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful
Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time.
There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I
want to miss the 4 o'clock ball game.
Patient: "It must be
tough spending all
day with your hands in someone's mouth."
Dentist: "I just think of it
as having my hands in their
"I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge
you hundred dollars for
pulling your boy's tooth."
dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged only
dollars for such work!"
"Yes," replied the dentist, "but this youngster
yelled so terribly
that he scared out four other patients out of
the dentist of the year get?...A
Why did the dentist
make a poor date with
Because they fought both tooth and nail!
How many dentists does it take to change a
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic, one to
extract the light
bulb, and one to offer the socket some vile pink
What did the
werewolf eat after he'd had
his teeth taken out?
Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking
and I keep needing to eat doctors.
Doctor: Oh what a
shame. I'm a dentist.
Fred's mother was on the
telephone to the
boy's dentist. "I don't understand it," she
thought his treatment would only cost me $20, but you've
"It is usually $20, ma'am," agreed the dentist, "but Fred yelled
loudly that three of my other patients ran away!"
Nigel: You said
the school dentist would
be painless, but he wasn't.
Teacher: Did he hurt you?
No, but he screamed when I bit his finger.
Why are you laughing?
My dentist just
pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh
about in that.
But it was the wrong one!
As the judge said to the dentist: Do you
swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the
Why was the man arrested for looking at sets
of dentures in a dentist's
Because it was against the
law to pick your teeth in public.
the most dangerous job in
I'm suffering from bad breath
do something about it!
I just sent my wife to the