Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? A: Down in the mouth!

Q: What's green and purple and goes up and down? A: Barney in an elevator.

Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? A: What a lavaly day!

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.

Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A: A Dinosaucer

Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? A: Rep Tiles

Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? A: Try Sara's Tops

Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? A: Ptera Don

Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? A: Tea Rex?

Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

Q: Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? A: Because she had no guts!

Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together? A: Dino-mite.

Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.

Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur? A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.

Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!

Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? A: Because he is a meat eater!

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes? To carry his library card.