What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital? Albunny, New York!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? Napoleon Bunnyparte!

Where did the Easter Bunny go to college? Johns Hopkins!

Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? She had to call an eggs-terminator!

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport? Basket-ball, of course!

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy? Smelly beans!

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story? A cotton tale!

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store!

Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!

Does the Easter Bunny like baseball? Oh, yes. He's a rabbit fan!

What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky people's foot!

What's long and stylish and full of cats? The Easter Purrade!

What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head? An Easter bunnet!

Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?" Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy." Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise." Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? An Easter basket case!

What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana!

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?" "Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

Would you like something from my Easter basket? "Sure!" "Here. Have some plastic grass."

"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"