A librarian was quietly working when three chickens walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed her and said "BUK BUK BUK" Not sure she was sane she gave the chikens three books and they left. An hour later in walked the chickens again jumped onto the counter, returned the books they had taken earlier and said "BUK BUK BUK" Now convinced she was out of her mind she gave them three books, they took one each and left. This time she decided to follow them. She followed them down to the local pond and stood horrified as they threw the books into the water. All of a sudden they flew back out of the pond and a frog stuck it's head up saying "RREDIT RREDIT RREDIT!"

Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs? A: Unhoppy!!

I'd like a new frog, please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted suicide.

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ? They sit eggsaminations !

What do you call a rich frog ? A golf blooded reptile !

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

What jumps up and down in front of a car ? Froglights !

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ? He bowled long hops !

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ? He had his own frog horn !

What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ? Hop in !

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ? A hoppercraft !

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ? Hoppalong Cassidy !

When is a car like a frog ? When it's becing toad !

Why do frogs have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !

What do you say if you meet a toad ? Wart's new !

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ? A frog with hiccups !

Why did the lizard go on a diet ? It weighed too much for its scales !

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !

Why was the frog down in the mouth ? He was un hoppy !