What goes hum-choo, hum choo? A bee with a cold !

What is a bee's favourite classical music composer ? Bee-thoven !

What does a queen bee do when she burps ? Issues a royal pardon !

Where would you put an injured insect ? In an antbulance !

What do bees do if they want to use public transport ? Wait at a buzz stop !

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ? He's bee-witched !

Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work? A: A buzzness suit!

What has four wheels and flies ? A rubbish bin !

What lives in gum trees ? Stick insects !

What is the biggest ant in the world ? An elephant !

What's a bee-line ? The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !

First Caribou: What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind? Second Caribou: A maybee.

Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? - A: Should we walk home or take a dog?

What happened to the man who turned into an insect ? He just beetled off !

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee? A humdinger.

One woodworm met another. "How's life?" she asked. "Oh, same as usual," he replied, "boring."

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea? An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

What did the bee say to the naughty bee ? Bee-hive yourself !

Who writes books for little bees ? Bee-trix Potter !

Why did the bee started talking poetry ? He was waxing lyrical !