One lab mouse to another: I've trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I don't know how, but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell, he gives me a piece of cheese.

What do mice do when they're at home ? Mousework !

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' !

What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !

Why do mice have long tails ? Well, they'd look silly with long hair !

Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !

How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

Where do hamsters come from ? Hamsterdam !

What's a mouse's least favorite record ? What's up Pussycat !

Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !

What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eyes down for a full mouse' !

What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !

What is a mouse's favorite record ? 'Please cheese me' !

What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see ? Three blind mice !

What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !

Is there a mouse in the house ? No, but there's a moose on the loose !

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When it's raining cats and dogs !

What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them ? Mice Krispies !

What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !