What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? Have an ice day!

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite.

Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!

What do Snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.

Where do Snowmen go to dance? To snowballs.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snowman. Doctor: Keep cool !

What is a snowman's favorite book ? War and Frozen Peas !

Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia? Because he wanted frozen pop !

What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite !

How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle.

Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? On his birthday flake!

What do snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps !

What do snowmen eat for lunch ? Icebergers !

Where do snowmen go to dance ? Snowballs !

How do snowmen travel around ? By iceicle !

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet !

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ? Frost bite !

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ? I.C. !

Where do snowmen keep their money ? In a snowbank !

What did the snowman order at MacDonalds ? Icerbergers with chilli sauce !