Fan: I've always admired you. Are your teeth your own? Actor: Whose do you think they are?

What did the vampire call his false teeth? A new fangled device.

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards? He ate himself!

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed? To catch her false teeth.

A man coughed violently, and his false teeth shot across the room and smashed against the wall. "Oh, dear," he said, "whatever shall I do? I can't afford a new set." "Don't worry," said his friend. "I'll get a pair from my brother for you." The next day the friend came back with the teeth, which fitted perfectly. "This is wonderful," said the man. "Your brother must be a very good dentist." "Oh, he's not a dentist," replied the friend, "he's an undertaker."

Why didn't the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren't loose.

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out? He ate the dentist.

What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.

Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day? To prevent bat breath.

Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the dentist pulls it out? Because it goes right out of your head.

What's the best thing to put into a pizza? Your teeth.

Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I? Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to come out.

What sort of an act do you do? I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else? Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

"Your teeth are like the stars," he said, As he pressed her hand, so white. He spoke the truth, for, like the stars, Her teeth came out at night!

Why did the termite eat a sofa and two chairs? It had a suite tooth.

What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch, ouch! A vampire with a rotten tooth.

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush.

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese.

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano? He said, "Darling, you've got lovely teeth."