What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room service.

Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always wore long gloves to cover it up.

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place? With scare spray.

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose? Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

Why did the witch lose her way? Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat? To keep her head warm.

Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies? Young witch: No, but I can pick it up.

What do you call a witch who kills her mother and father? An orphan.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for? To keep their hats pointed.

What do you call two witches who share a room? Broom-mates.

How do you get milk from a witch's cat? Steal her saucer.

What happened to the naughty little witch at school? She was ex-spelled.

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells.

Have you heard about the goodweather witch? She's forecasting sunny spells.

Why was the student witch so bad at essays? Because she couldn't spell properly.

What's the favorite subject of young witches at school? Spelling.

What happens if you see twin witches? You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches.

What has handles and flies? A witch in a garbage can.

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital? With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.